Prom 2023 day date pick up

When Calvin came to pick me up for our prom day date sophomore year we had him sit down in a chair in the middle of our living room with my whole family surrounding him on our couch. We had an American flag waving on the tv. My dad gave Calvin a Trumpinator ( Donald Trump grande toy that says famous Trump lines). Calvin pressed the button and Trump said “cause you’d be in jail” then my family all stood up and recited the pledge of allegiance. Calvin was so confused and didn’t know whether to say the pledge or stay sitting. It was so hard to keep a straight face cause it was just so funny. Once me and Clavin got out to the car he said that was the weirdest date pick up experience he’s ever had.